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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:04

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

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Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

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Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

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Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”